Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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