jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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