I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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