I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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