What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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