is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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