he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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