Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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