Grow some girl-balls and come out already
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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