Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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