At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
