32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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