no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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