I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
