there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
where are you?
Hypothermia
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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