We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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