I want to make a zoo with you.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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