He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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