even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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