some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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