who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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