one might say we're banned from that church
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Boobs speak an international language.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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