ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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