This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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