I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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