We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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