I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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