i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
no, he came in my armpit
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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