She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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