yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
don't judge my taste in strippers
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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