I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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