Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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