He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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