marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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