What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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