I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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