All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i barfeds in our rink
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
