Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Randomize
