If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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