His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
