New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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