got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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