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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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