Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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