Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
His nipple licking is glorious
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