no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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