dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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