i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Dear god my vagina.
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