he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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