Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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