So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
