Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
