Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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