this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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